Everyone's favorite chemtrail derptologist somehow managed to get her felonious ass across our northern border into Canada, in order that she might divulge her ridiculous fantasies to a room full of her fellow halfwits and, well, it was about as retarded as you'd expect it to be.  

We'll be pulling a couple of choice clips from this for the next episode of The Plex, but here's her dribble in its entirety, because we love you.

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