PANEL:

Dave (@Plex_Dave) 
Ebedemante Valdez
Waffle Princess
Fuckin Harrison (@Effin_Harrison) 
Randle Aurbey (@Randle_Aubrey) 

SHOW NOTES:

• D'Souza Wows CPAC Crowd With "Hillary's America" Trailer - YouTube
• Trump Supporters Raise Right Hands to Pledge Support. The Photos Are Terrifying. - Slate
• Caitlyn Jenner Wants To Be Ted Cruz's "Trans Ambassador"
• Trump gives supporters permission to be violent with protesters: If you hurt them I’ll defend you in court - Raw Story
• Kids React To Trump The Way Everyone Should: ‘He Speaks His Mind But His Mind Isn’t Right’ - Winning Democrats
• The FBI arrested 'Veterans for Trump' co-chair and more than a dozen others in standoff raids - Daily Kos
• Trump: The Military Would Not Refuse My Orders Even If They Consider Them Illegal - Mediaite
• White supremacist organization to host pro-Trump event in D.C. this weekend - Daily Kos
• Before Loudly Denouncing Trump, Romney Quietly Reactivated Campaign Committees - Reverb Press
• WHOA: Anonymous Hacked Trump’s Voicemail And Posted A Recording Of It Online - Winning Democrats
• HUSTLER founder Larry Flynt to Donald Trump: ‘Prove to the world that your junk is not small’ - DeadState
• Gary Johnson: ‘Donald Trump’s a p***y’ - NM Political Report
• WATCH: Leaked Off Air Fox News Video Shows Hosts Decimating Sarah Palin  - If You Only News
• GOP Debate Erupts In Chaos As Assemblywoman Challenges Opponent To A Brawl - Winning Democrats
• Mary Matalin Tells Reporter She'd Like To Choke Him For Calling Out GOP's Racism - Crooks And Liars
• HRF's Thor Halvorssen on Fox discusses democratic socialism - YouTube
• Fed Insider: Obama Planning Race War This Summer - InfoWars
• “Cat-upuncture”? What did those poor cats ever do to deserve this? - Science Blogs/Respectful Insolence
• Ex-Subway Pitchman Jared Fogle Getting Harassed In Prison; Already Gained 30 Pounds In 3 Months - The Source
• Multiple Personality Day - Holiday Insights
• Watch Flavor Flav Deliver The Weather Report In His Own Unique Way - Huffington Post
• Ohio police post lost-and-found ad for bag of meth - UPI
• Police: Man broke into store, took cigarettes, left $6 - UPI
• Stranger Returns Some of NYC Man's Lost Wallet With Hilarious Note - NBC 4 New York
• Freak supermoon, eclipse and asteroid to converge TODAY in staggeringly rare phenomenon - Express
• Anthony Stallard fined for pretending to be ghost in cemetery in Portsmouth - Daily Echo
• Former psy-ops soldier wearing a clown suit arrested for smoking meth at Waffle House counter - Raw Story

MUSIC:

The Roughies - Don't Hate The Cops
Sweet HayaH - And They Prayed