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SHOW NOTES:

• Trump Brags: Black People Are ‘Gonna Like Me More Than They Like Obama’ - Addicting Info
• Man Charged for Throwing Tomatoes at Donald Trump During Iowa City Stop - ABC 9 Iowa
• ‘You Reap What You Sow’: CNN Host Tells Glenn Beck To Suck It Up After ‘Birthing Donald Trump’ - Raw Story
• Chris Christie: "I'm Going To Start Pounding The Meat, Joe" - Gawker
• Video Surfaces Showing Ted Cruz Was Irritating And Horrible Even At Age 18 - Raw Story
• Ted Cruz Trumpets Endorsement From Mike Bickle, a Man Who Thinks God Sent Hitler to Hunt the Jews - Mother Jones
• Heidi Cruz Is Asked On The Radio If She Is “Sleeping With An Immigrant” - BuzzFeed News
• Watch Mike Huckabee’s Campaign Do A Cover of Adele in a Campaign Ad - Mother Jones
• Mom Accused Of Child Abuse Hauls Seven Kids To Oregon For Surreal Performance Before Armed Militants - Raw Story
• High-Profile Militant Jon Ritzheimer Flees Home To Arizona Hours Before Feds Spring Trap - Raw Story
• WATCH: Loincloth-Clad Oregon Militant Challenges Chris Christie To A Sumo Match In This Bonkers Video - Raw Story
• Bundy Militant Vows To Die In Gunfight With Feds: ‘You Guys Are Going To Watch Me Die LIVE’ - Addicting Info
• Michigan Militia Vows To ‘Take Up Arms’ To Defend Flint Residents In Fight With State Over Poisoned Water - Raw Story
• Michele Bachmann Says Congress Cannot Pass Laws That Contradict The Laws Of God - Right Wing Watch
• Dave Daubenmire: Parents Would Rather Have Their Sons Be Addicted To Drugs Than Gay - Right Wing Watch
• Mat Staver: Gays Are Imposing A 'Jizya' Tax On Christians In America - Right Wing Watch
• Maine Gov. LePage: Bring Back The Guillotine - Politico
• Racism In Metal - YouTube
• 2 Abortion Foes Behind Planned Parenthood Videos Are Indicted - New York Times
• Anti-Abortion Planned Parenthood Filmmakers Indicted - YouTube
• Fox's Megyn Kelly and Andrew Napolitano Ask Whether Indictment Against Center For Medical Progress Is A "Political Hit Job" - Media Matters
• Fox Host Defends CMP After Its Creators' Indictment: "Journalists Use These Techniques Everyday" - Media Matters
• Carly Fiorina LOSES IT After The ‘Baby Parts’ People Are Indicted Instead Of Planned Parenthood - Addicting Info
• Scientists Plan to Use Freeze-Dried Poop Pills to Help People Lose Weight - Science Explorer
• Freeze-Dried Poop Pills to Lose Weight? - YouTube
• Homeless Woman Gives Birth Outside Vatican, Gets Offer Of Home - Reuters
• Giant Church In Shape Of Shoe To Open In Taiwan - Reuters
• B.o.B: Flatline (feat. Neil DeGrasse Tyson) - Soundcloud
• TYSON - Flat To Fact (feat. Neil deGrasse Tyson) (B.o.B Diss Track) - YouTube
• Russian Orthodox Priests Hug Cats For New 2016 Calendar - NBC News
• Yukon Public Health Campaign Encourages Citizens to Make Sure They're Getting Plenty of D - Jezebel
• Nearly $50,000 In Bull Semen Stolen From Turlock Truck - CBS Local Sacramento
• Nearly $50,000 In Bull Semen Stolen From Turlock Truck - YouTube
• US: Coyotes running at cars near San Francisco could be 'high on magic mushrooms' - IBTimes
• Cereal Offenders: Tony The Tiger Begs Furries To Stop Tweeting Him Porn - The Guardian
• Madison Star Moon: No Investigation = No Evidence - YouTube

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Audible Smoke Signal - War on War